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Choking on a Kebab.

from JENSON MIXTAPE by oaky

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This did actually happen. Thank you to my awesome and proactive sister, Carrie. X

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i want something not too familiar or too alien
walk down the block
boom mediterranean
my family all agrees
this is the place to be
sit down comfortably
wew this is the bees knees
order a large coffee watch it arrive in a soup bowl
scoop up some froth and hope this day somehow loopholes
my sister's kid makes jokes about preschool
we all think he's pretty cool
like he owns a swimming pool
the waitress takes our order with precise detail
she wraps it up well i bet she could write a great email
i wondered if i could get her detail
i wondered if i had a boat to sail
she'd look past the fact i'm so pale
snap out of the daydream and hear how dad got conned
paid a man
three grand
to start dad'sgonewrong.com
kinda funny but mostly upsetting
change the topic to some folks most recent wedding
like i can't believe you caught flowers
after those free drinks you sank in two hours
my family has superpowers
then the meal arrived laid out all pretty on a plate
i couldnt help myself the steak kebab just looked so great
swooped up a meaty mouthful like it ran over it's lease
flavours danced in my mouth then i realised it should be a smaller piece

i'm choking on a kebab
choking on a kebab
choking on a kebab
atleast it don't taste bad

choking on a kebab
choking on a kebab
choking on a kebab
atleast it don't taste bad

dad looks frozen in motion
his partners loud with her emotion
i try be chill but i'm still choking

choking on a kebab
choking on a kebab
choking on a kebab
atleast it don't taste bad

cafe customers cup their cuppachino
like "oh yeah, we know"
like what? like im tryna make a freethrow

i'm choking on a kebab
i'm choking on a kebab
i'm choking on a kebab
it's starting to taste bad

out of nowhere my sister comes through with the hymlick
for a moment i felt time tick
then my mind clicked
and i can only rhyme like shit

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from JENSON MIXTAPE, released September 12, 2017
produced by lester, nowhere (soundcloud.com/arturofratini)

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